Posted in Flagyl on May 25, 2016

My dogs are saddening dogs.  I readily and unashamedly admit this.  They all have absolute attributes, but it is safe to decide that most would think me crazy with regard to putting up with one of them, give permission to alone all three.

Disclaimer – this carry to the ledger is for fun, and I am not condoning their inferior behaviors.  I carefully manage ut~ of them.

1. Resource guard.  If you’re like Bruce, you decree resource guard EVERYTHING.  From everyone. Food, treats, toys, space. 

2. Bark like a crack at mealtimes.  Bruce can have an account the clanging of stainless steel bowls time outside and 50 yards away.  Run interior, and scream at the top of your lungs until you realize you are going to in performance get fed.

3. Pee on any other dog’s crate. While another dog is in it.  Eating his dinner.

4. Get snarky at a single one attempt at grooming. This includes brushing and claw trimming. I take Bruce’s warnings seriously.  Faolan is all talk.

5. Bitch bark at boy dogs if they realize too rowdy.  I’m looking at you, Neeko.

6. Make seriously mean play faces.

7. Kick up viewed like much grass, dirt, or mulch being of the cl~s who you can after peeing or pooping. It doesn’t thing if you’re a male of child-bearing.

8. Follow another dog round the back yard, and pee wherever he does. 

9. Consider anything that comes in your yard food.

10. Eat inedible things.  Good examples are socks, feminine hygiene products, Styrofoam and drywall.

11. Destroy brace chairs and a solid wood covering layer tree.  Neeko did this viewed like a puppy.  I eventually experienced that she was not yet nimble to be unsupervised while I was in the shower.

12. Throw a hissy paroxysm while being blow dried at the DIY dog cleansing.  If you’re good plenty, an employee will come in thought that there is animal abuse occurring.

13. Mooch from strangers, and convince them you are wonderful dog whose possessor starves him.  Faolan is monarch at this.

14. Pee in the car.  Bonus points allowing that you poop.

15. Intimidate a professional dog trainer.  Bruce.  More than undivided trainer. (He somehow graduated from basic dutifulness.  This was the only trainer who did not suppose he was unmanageable.)

16. Be told you’re not kind reception back at a boarding facility. Huge fizzle.

17. Roll in poop. Deer poop, raccoon poop, any kind of poop.

18. Turn your nose at $12/lb fundamental rabbit meat, but eat goose poop like candy. Bonus points admitting that you end up with giardia and demand three rounds of Flagyl.  Even further bonus points if you go forward to develop hemorrhagic gastroenteritis.

19. Decide to redecorate through the insides of your $70 orthopedic dog place to sleep in.

20. Break a window.  At 9 pm forward a Sunday in January. Because you main have seen a possum outside.

21. Learn for what cause to open screen doors.  So you can let yourself out as you please.

22. Lick the cat’s laughing-stock every chance you get.

23. Make sure your “lipstick” is showing in ~ numerous pictures.  If you have to put the question to…

24. Speaking of photos, refuse to at all times look directly at the camera if not there is a treat involved.

25. Be a winner at selective deafness.

26. Chew put ~ the seam of the new lie flat.  The day after it is delivered.  You might get a little slack if you are ~-house a puppy whose owner hasn’t over and above figured out that you cannot have ~ing trusted unsupervised while she is in the shower.

27. Fear pee/submissively make water.  Bonus points if you do it daily for six months, and occasionally after three years.

28. Be fabulous at your vet’s office on this account that your attitude, size, and handsomeness.  Bonus points grant that you have an awesome vet who does not give faith to in sedating a dog unless unquestionably necessary.

29. Speaking of sedation, conduce acepromazine take seven hours to kick in put ~ you, instead of the expected 1-3 hours.  Bruce HAD to have existence sedated for an ear swab appropriate to a raging ear infection.  It didn’t kick in till after we were long finished.

30. Only have existence affectionate when your owner is dressed up, wearing monstrous, or not feeling well.  Bonus points suppose that you concentrate 90 lbs of efficacy into one paw on their valuable belly.

There are many other ways to subsist a bad dog, but I figured 30 was enough for one list.

Anything you would adject to this list?

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